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LOTR Taxposting: Shit-Memes




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his share prices... took a little tumble *chuckles*





His video games... weren't patched *laughs*



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Nothing can bankrupt it!



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Yes we've had one, but what about second bailout?



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>what can man do against such reckless debt?
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zug zug



What the fuck happened to that baby?



black father ugly mother



*Inhales*






Looks like quantitative easing is back on the menu boys!



kek'd



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A new share price is rising. Its valuation is at hand.



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Why can't we have have some deeds?


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>Sell, you fools!



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One ring to rule them all!
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'SO there I was, at the mercy of three monstrous bankrolls! And they were all arguing over how they were going to cut us, whether our books would be turned out for audit or if they should clear out our assets one by one, liquidate them into shares! well they were so busy arguing the fiscal appraisals and the buyout clause that a new financial year crept over the markets and POOOFT! Defaulted all our loans!'



>greece flag is missing senpai



lmao
is this due to the GoT dudes quote?



Kek



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Very nice



What is Gondor's tax policy like?



Nonexistent, whole economy is ok warmpde. Real MVP question is : what is Rohan's tax policy like.


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>I wish the non-qualified dividends had never come to me, I wish none of this had happened.
>So do all who live to see such tax years, but that is not for them to decide, All you have to decide is what to deduct with the expenses that are given to you.



Is this tax policy shitposting or neoliberal shitposting?



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Very good.
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And up up up the interest rates go



fuck i love taxposting, i love the quality OCs that brainlets will never understand


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I've been sent back
until my bonds are liquidated



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Minas Tirith is too big to fail


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If we're looking for gains I'd say we're taking the long way round. Gandalf, we could pass through the mines of bitcoin; My cousin Vitalik would give us a royal ICO.



Lok’tar ogar



Looks like Keynesian's back on the menu



I love the idea of Orcs just sitting around a camp fire discussing economics.


>believing in taxes
>not being a brainlet



Typical feudal age type



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>GET AN IPO GOIN'



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>Only the bank of gondor can annul that debt



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It's true you don't see many dwarf-loans. And in fact, they are so alike in derivatives and securitisation that they're often mistaken for dwarf-bonds.



It's the tradeability.



And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no Dwarf-loans, and that businesses just spring out of holes in the ground!
Which is of course ridiculous.



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We might have made a mistake investing in shire bonds Pippin



>that bank was bankrupted!
>it has been bailed out




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And in darkness bind them



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>The shares have been floated, Gondor calls for financial aid!
>And Rohan will invest!
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>The line was bankrupted!
>It has been refinanced!
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>you pay no taxes



Nicolas Cage what are you doing in Lord of the RIngs? You don't belong there! Shoo shoo



I think originally he was the first pick for Aragorn but he turned it down if I recall
Also Sean Connery was going to be Gandalf but he was confused by the script



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>we ain't had nothin' but maggoty penny stocks for three financial years
>yeeeah, why can't we have some bonds? What about them? they're IPOs!
>They are NOT for purchasing!
>What about their gilts? They don't need those! OOOH THEY LOOK BLUE CHIP
>Get back wageslave, the capital gain goes to Sauroman, with interest and un-taxed.



niceee
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Not this day.



1.21 MB



Who the fuck comes up with this shit?



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I'm a finance student and this is my only way of having fun.



I don't understand most of the concepts being memed but it's really funny



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The dwarves invested too greedily and in too short of an amount of time before the company could be properly evaluated...



You know what they awoke in the darkness of Wall Street...
Debt... and bankruptcy...



Not for ourselves, but we can give Frodo his chance if we keep Sauron's Administrators fixed upon us. Keep him blind to all the financial flows.”



A derivative”



"Certainty of default. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"



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Greece will bankrupt it. Bring up the Troika!





Should be 'leveraged' instead of 'invested'




am i a brainlet for barely understanding half of the lines you come up with and i'm in my final year of studying accounting. I'm doomed to fail”




Finance is a whole other beast from accounting, don't feel bad.”
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>What is it? What do you predict?
>a bubble





Fine the Halflings!


Did fiscal conservative policy exist back in Middle Earth?



>tolls
>tolls in the deep, we cannot pay. We cannot pay



FORGET RINGS! EVERYONE BUY COIN AND HOBBIT STOCK!!



>Helms Deep has but one weakness, their portfolio is solidly diversified but for a small CDO at its base.





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>share the dividend
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>They have a cave toll
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>The Eurobonds won't save Greece. It only has the power to pile up debt in the long term.



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>FINES
>TAXES






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Look! Goldman Sachs burns!









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>Chapter 11? No, the journey doesn't end here. Bankruptcy is just another path, one that we all must take. The fiat based economy of this world rolls back, and all turns to bailouts, and then you see it.



>See what gandalf?



>Golden parachutes, and beyond, an offshore tax haven under a non extradition treaty.



>Well, that doesnt so bad



>No, no it does not




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