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Taxposting: Shit-Memes
his
share prices... took a little tumble *chuckles*
His
video games... weren't patched *laughs*
Nothing
can bankrupt it!
Yes
we've had one, but what about second bailout?
>what
can man do against such reckless debt?
zug
zug
What
the fuck happened to that baby?
black
father ugly mother
*Inhales*
Looks
like quantitative easing is back on the menu boys!
kek'd
A
new share price is rising. Its valuation is at hand.
Why
can't we have have some deeds?
>Sell,
you fools!
One
ring to rule them all!
'SO
there I was, at the mercy of three monstrous bankrolls! And they were
all arguing over how they were going to cut us, whether our books
would be turned out for audit or if they should clear out our assets
one by one, liquidate them into shares! well they were so busy
arguing the fiscal appraisals and the buyout clause that a new
financial year crept over the markets and POOOFT! Defaulted all our
loans!'
>greece
flag is missing senpai
lmao
is
this due to the GoT dudes quote?
Kek
Very
nice
What
is Gondor's tax policy like?
Nonexistent,
whole economy is ok warmpde. Real MVP question is : what is Rohan's
tax policy like.
>I
wish the non-qualified dividends had never come to me, I wish none of
this had happened.
>So
do all who live to see such tax years, but that is not for them to
decide, All you have to decide is what to deduct with the expenses
that are given to you.
Is
this tax policy shitposting or neoliberal shitposting?
Very
good.
And
up up up the interest rates go
fuck
i love taxposting, i love the quality OCs that brainlets will never
understand
I've
been sent back
until
my bonds are liquidated
Minas
Tirith is too big to fail
If
we're looking for gains I'd say we're taking the long way round.
Gandalf, we could pass through the mines of bitcoin; My cousin
Vitalik would give us a royal ICO.
Lok’tar
ogar
Looks
like Keynesian's back on the menu
I
love the idea of Orcs just sitting around a camp fire discussing
economics.
>believing
in taxes
>not
being a brainlet
Typical
feudal age type
>GET
AN IPO GOIN'
>Only
the bank of gondor can annul that debt
It's
true you don't see many dwarf-loans. And in fact, they are so alike
in derivatives and securitisation that they're often mistaken for
dwarf-bonds.
It's
the tradeability.
And
this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no
Dwarf-loans, and that businesses just spring out of holes in the
ground!
Which
is of course ridiculous.
We
might have made a mistake investing in shire bonds Pippin
>that
bank was bankrupted!
>it
has been bailed out
And
in darkness bind them
>The
shares have been floated, Gondor calls for financial aid!
>And
Rohan will invest!
>The
line was bankrupted!
>It
has been refinanced!
>>
>you
pay no taxes
Nicolas
Cage what are you doing in Lord of the RIngs? You don't belong there!
Shoo shoo
I
think originally he was the first pick for Aragorn but he turned it
down if I recall
Also
Sean Connery was going to be Gandalf but he was confused by the
script
>we
ain't had nothin' but maggoty penny stocks for three financial years
>yeeeah,
why can't we have some bonds? What about them? they're IPOs!
>They
are NOT for purchasing!
>What
about their gilts? They don't need those! OOOH THEY LOOK BLUE CHIP
>Get
back wageslave, the capital gain goes to Sauroman, with interest and
un-taxed.
niceee
Not
this day.
Who
the fuck comes up with this shit?
I'm
a finance student and this is my only way of having fun.
I
don't understand most of the concepts being memed but it's really
funny
The
dwarves invested too greedily and in too short of an amount of time
before the company could be properly evaluated...
You
know what they awoke in the darkness of Wall Street...
Debt...
and bankruptcy...
“Not
for ourselves, but we can give Frodo his chance if we keep Sauron's
Administrators fixed upon us. Keep him blind to all the financial
flows.”
“A
derivative”
"Certainty
of default. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"
Greece
will bankrupt it. Bring up the Troika!
Should
be 'leveraged' instead of 'invested'
“am
i a brainlet for barely understanding half of the lines you come up
with and i'm in my final year of studying accounting. I'm doomed to
fail”
“Finance
is a whole other beast from accounting, don't feel bad.”
>What
is it? What do you predict?
>a
bubble
Fine
the Halflings!
Did
fiscal conservative policy exist back in Middle Earth?
>tolls
>tolls
in the deep, we cannot pay. We cannot pay
FORGET
RINGS! EVERYONE BUY COIN AND HOBBIT STOCK!!
>Helms
Deep has but one weakness, their portfolio is solidly diversified but
for a small CDO at its base.
>share
the dividend
>They
have a cave toll
>The
Eurobonds won't save Greece. It only has the power to pile up debt in
the long term.
>FINES
>TAXES
Look!
Goldman Sachs burns!
>Chapter
11? No, the journey doesn't end here. Bankruptcy is just another
path, one that we all must take. The fiat based economy of this world
rolls back, and all turns to bailouts, and then you see it.
>See
what gandalf?
>Golden
parachutes, and beyond, an offshore tax haven under a non extradition
treaty.
>Well,
that doesnt so bad
>No,
no it does not