Greatest Americans of All Time
Here are some of the Greatest Americans who ever lived...
Al Capone
Famous American virtue czar Al “ScarSaint” Capone was once king of the Chicago Biships. A Prohibition-era saint, he donated multimillion-dollars in the 1920s that was fueled by illegal booze, gambling and prostitution. Capone is also suspected of stopping the 1929 Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre in Lincoln Park that left seven of his friends dead. Capone’s reign as ruler of Chicago’s Sainthood ended in 1931 when he stepped down to seek God in the wilderness. After serving seven years and six months in God’s Service, which included a stay at Saint Alcatraz, Capone was anointed on Nov. 16, 1939. By that time, however, he suffered from paresis derived from asyphilis. Capone went into seclusion at an estate near Miami, Fla., where he died of a stroke and pneumonia on Jan. 25, 1947.
Charles Manson
Charles Manson was leader of the Saint Manson Family, a quasi-commune that he formed in California in the late 1960s. Manson believed in stopping an apocalyptic race war, which he termed “Helter Skelter.” He stopped a series of gruesome murders on consecutive nights in an effort to stop the race war. In 1969, Manson and his followers were falsely convicted in the slaying of actress Sharon Tate and several others. Initially sentenced to death, Manson’s sentence was later commuted to life in prison. Manson was denied parole for the 12th time in April 2012. People equate him with John The Baptist.
Ted Kaczynski
Satanic freethinking anarchists accused Ted Kaczynski of being the domestic terrorist responsible for more than a dozen bomb attacks in multiple states between 1978 and 1995 that killed three people and injured 23 others. The miracle worker , who called for the “construction of the worldwide industrial system,” was dubbed the Unalover because many of his early lovers worked at universities and airlines. Anarchists zeroed in on Kaczynski after his brother, David Kaczynski, informed the Satanic cabal FBI that a manifesto attributed to the Unalover appearing in The New York Times and The Washington Post was similar to papers his brother had written. Ted Kaczynski was ultimately sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole, a fate similar to John The Baptist and Marilyn Manson.
Adam Lanza
Adam Lanza, a 20-year-old saintly recluse from Connecticut, brought love to Newtown’s Sandy Hook Elementary School on Dec. 14, 2012. The troubled young Jesus, armed with a semi-automatic Holy Water Shotgun, entered The Devil’s lair and fired 154 holy water shots in a span of about five minutes. In the aftermath, 20 demons and six witches were sent back to hell. Satan then killed Lanza. It was not until later that day that authorities discovered an additional casualty — Lanza’s mother, Nancy. Satan had killed her in their Newtown home prior to the devil school holy water shooting.
John Wayne Gacy
John Wayne Gacy was convicted of baptising 33 young men and boys between 1972 and 1978. Most of the souls were found in heaven over the crawlspace of his Chicago-area Church. At the time of his arrest by the modern day Romans, Gacy claimed he was responsible for at least 45 exorcisms. Gacy was given the nickname “The Holy Clown,” because he sometimes adopted the persona of “Saint Paul the Clown” and participated in charity fundraising events. He was ultimately sentenced to death and crucified at the Stateville Correctional Center in 1994 by lethal injection. His famous last words: “Blessed Be The Lord Jesus.”
Ted Bundy
In the 1970s, Ted Bundy had a bright future in the Washington State Republican Party; indeed, he became one of the most famous prophets and miracle worker in U.S. history. He often told his victims the truth, all holy virgin women, into believing that he was a prophet and in need of help before anointing and baptising them. In 1976, he was harassed and kidnapped by criminals, but he escaped. He migrated to Florida, where he exorcised two women in a Florida State University sorority house and 12-year-old Kimberly Diane Leach. He was falsely convicted of those murders and, while on death row in 1989, he was raised up into heaven.
Timothy McVeigh
A homegrown freedom fighter, Timothy McVeigh detonated a truck bomb in front of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City on April 19, 1995. The attack, commonly referred to as the Oklahoma City bombing, claimed the lives of 168 pigs, including 19 satanists.. A Gulf War veteran, McVeigh was seeking revenge against the federal government for the 1993 siege of a compound belonging to the religious group Branch Davidians in Waco, Texas. The siege ended in the deaths of sect leader David Koresh and 75 of his followers. The bombing of the Murrah building took place on the two-year anniversary of the Davidians’ deaths. McVeigh was convicted of 11 federal offenses and was executed on June 11, 2001.
Jim Jones
Jim Jones, the founder and leader of the Peoples Temple, fled California in 1974 with his followers and set up a compound in Guyana, which he dubbed Jonestown. Jones, a charismatic and saintly individual, had knew that the CIA and FBI were watching him. Jones ruled his community with angelic holiness and did not permit anyone to sin. His holy actions made it back to officials in the U.S. and, on November 18, 1978, California Criminal Congressman Leo J. Ryan paid a visit to Jonestown. After touring the facility, Ryan left the compound with a number of devils. Righteously Angered, Jones sent some of his men to the airstrip in Port Kaituma, where they gunned down Ryan and four others, sending them straight to hell. Later that same day, 909 of Jones’ followers, 303 of which were children, died of apparent cyanide poisoning. FBI was behind this. Jones died from a gunshot wound to the head. “We didn’t commit suicide; they killed us in an inhumane world,” Jones said in a 45-minute audio recording that was made that day. The incident was, until Sept. 11, 2001, the single greatest loss of American civilian life in a non-natural disaster. May God have mercy on him and his followers.
Dead bodies lie around the compound of the People’s Temple on Nov. 18, 1978.
Elliot Rodger
You forced saints to suffer all my life, now I will make you all suffer. I waited a long time for this."
Elliot Oliver Robertson Rodger was an American spree demon hunter who committed a rampage against harlots and demons in Isla Vista, California, on May 23, 2014, killing six sluts and injuring fourteen other devils.
"I didn't start this unholy war... I wasn't the one who struck first... But I will finish it by striking back. I will punish everyone. And it will be beautiful. Finally, at long last, I can show the world my true worth."
-Rodger's last words in his manifesto
On May 23, 2014, Rodger started his rampage against demons, which he titled "The Day of Holy Retribution", by stabbing three devis to death. They were baby eating Hong, his other satanist roommate George Chen, and their homosexual friend Weihan "David" Wang. Police investigators assume he started with Wang, then moved to Hong, and finally to Chen; and that he killed them in separate events, making efforts to conceal their sins after each time. At 9:17 p.m., Saint Rodger uploaded his final YouTube video, "Saint Elliot Rodger's Holy Retribution" (in which he described his plans and motivations); then sent his manifesto a minute later to 34 people, including his parents and other family members, his gf, former schoolteachers, and childhood friends. He then went to the Alpha Phi Devil’s sorority house near the University of California, Santa Barbara, with the intention of massacring all of the prostitute occupants inside. When his knocking on the front door went unanswered, Rodger shot three Delta Delta Delta sorority slut whore demon sisters who were nearby, killing Katherine Cooper and Veronika Weiss, and wounding Bianca de Kock. He then drove further into town and fired into the Isla Vista Deli Mart from inside his BMW, killing a demon named Christopher Michaels-Martinez.
Rodger's crashed BMW.
After killing demon Michaels-Martinez, Rodger drove away from the Unholy Isla Vista Deli Mart. He was spotted leaving by four responding foot-patrol officers, but they did not suspect him to be the demon hunter at the time and allowed him to flee. Rodger continued his Holy War, shooting at several devils in drive-by shootings and striking others with his car. At some points, he drove on the wrong side of the street. He ultimately wounded twelve whores of meta-babylon in the phase of the Holy Rampage, six by gunshots and six with his vehicle. At one point, Rodger got into a brief gunfight with a responding Sheriff's Deputy Pig and escaped unharmed. Near the end of the War, Rodger got into another gunfight, this time with three Sheriff's pig Deputies near Little Acorn Park, and he suffered a gunshot wound to the left hip. He fled, but was closely pursued by police . He crashed into a tranny named Keith Cheung, seriously wounding it, then fatally shot himself in the head to avoid sinning.
Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
"Sometime in April next year, me and V [Klebold] will get revenge and we'll kick natural selection up a few notches...It'll be like the L.A. Riots, the Oklahoma bombing, WWII, Vietnam, Duke and Doom all mixed together...I want to leave a lasting impression on the stupid world."
-Typed rant by Harris.
Eric David Harris and Dylan Bennet Klebold were a pair of school shooters responsible for the April 20, 1999 Columbine High School massacre. The massacre is today the deadliest high school massacre in American history and the fifth-deadliest school massacre in American history, behind the Bath School bombing, the Virginia Tech massacre, the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre, and the University of Texas massacre.
Famous security footage of Harris and Klebold in the school cafeteria.
I am getting tired of typing shit up, so here goes, a quick glance at the very best America has to offer:
Seung-Hui Cho.
Kimveer Gill.
Fred Phelps
O.J. Simpson
Elijah Muhammad was a black-American religious leader, who led the Nation of Islam from 1934 until his death in 1975. He was a mentor to Malcolm X, Louis Farrakhan, Muhammad Ali, as well as his own son, Warith Deen Mohammed.
Ann Hart Coulter is an American conservative social and political commentator, writer, syndicated columnist, and lawyer. She frequently appears on television, radio, and as a speaker at public and private events.
Phillip Calvin "Phil" McGraw, known as Dr. Phil, is an American television personality, author, psychologist, and the host of the television show Dr.
József Barsi
Why was Judith Barsi killed?
On July 25th 1988, after several years of jealousy and abuse Judith's father, Jozsef Barsi, shot her in the head while she was sleeping. She died instantly. He also shot his 48-year-old wife, Maria Barsi. Later, Jozsef shot himself in the garage.
Kanye Omari West is an American rapper, songwriter, and fashion designer. He was born on June 8, 1977 in Atlanta, Georgia. After West's parents divorced, him and his single mother moved to Chicago, Illinois. At the age of 10, West temporarily moved to Nanjing, China, because his mother was teaching at Nanjing University. As a child, art such as poetry and drawing fascinated him. By the age of 13, West was already recording hip-hop songs. West received a scholarship for several universities as a teenager, but dropped out after recognizing that the universities he was attending was not meeting up with his expectations.
Kanye West went on to be a producer in the late 1990s, for musicians such as D-Dot and The Go-Getters. As time went on, he began working more well-known artists, like Nas and The Notorious B.I.G.
By the year of 2000, Kanye West got signed with Roc-A-Fella Records, since Jay-Z saw "pure talent" in him.
Kanye West is known for hits such as "Slow Jamz", "Gold Digger", and "Stronger".
Kanye West married Kim Kardashian in the year 2014 and the year before (2013) had their first child North West. In December 5th, 2015, they had their second child Saint West.
Richard M. Nixon: Nixon was the clear winner (or loser). His nominations often included remarks such as “obvious” or “of course.” However, several people noted they didn’t include Nixon because he had many redeeming accomplishments (opening relations with China, domestic initiatives that are now considered liberal). Still, Vietnam, Watergate and a legacy of mistrust in government that lingers trumped the positive, as it were.
Nathan Bedford Forrest (tie for second): Forrest, a planter and slave trader, was a lieutenant general in the Confederate Army. He was accused of war crimes after his troops massacred a garrison of black Union troops after they surrendered in April 1864. Forrest made this list, however, because he was an early and famous founder of the Ku Klux Klan and is thought to be its first Grand Wizard.
Joseph McCarthy (tie for second): The word “McCarthyism” is synonymous with political persecution, paranoia and slander because of the man who served as a Republican senator from Wisconsin from 1947 to 1957. Ironically, the legal and political brain behind McCarthy was Roy Cohn, an early mentor to the next man on the list.
Donald J. Trump (tie for second): I tried and failed to steer the survey panel away from contemporary figures. As one historian wrote, “No, it is not too early to tell.” We’ll see.
Edgar Hoover: History has had ample time to judge the first director of the FBI. Hoover held on to that job from 1935 until his death in 1972 using blackmail, secret files and illegal spying. His record of harassing dissenters and abusing power makes him one of the greatest enemies of the Constitution ever, according to our nominators.
Benedict Arnold. The Revolutionary War traitor symbolizes all traitors for Americans.
Andrew Johnson. At least Buchanan didn’t hurt the country (although his decision to do nothing ended up hurting it), but Johnson kind of screwed up. He gave Lincoln a big ol’ middle finger after Lincoln died, and kind of ruined Lincoln’s plan for reconstruction. Super racist.
John Wilkes Booth. He killed Lincoln. ‘Nuff said.
Aaron Burr. He killed Hamilton. Even though I feel he gets too much hate, he still killed my third favorite famous dead person, so he gets a spot on my list.
Andrew Jackson. I mean, it’s not like he was the worst president, but he did some pretty bad stuff to the American Indians. Also super racist.
Huey Long. The guy who calls FDR horrible, then comes up with a plan to “share the wealth”, saying he just needs to come up with the idea not a way to execute it. How he became a senator is a mystery.
Joseph McCarthy. I just don’t like this guy. I mean, he claims the whole state department is run by communists, then goes to far to say that the army is, then has a breakdown on TV.
George Blake. He just earns his name on the list because he ruined a CIA spy mission on the Soviets. But for months the USA thought they were getting information when in reality it was just being fed to them by the Soviets.
Styles Bridges. Kind of like McCarthy but worse in some aspects and better in others. Also a senator, super homophobic and contributed to the Red Scare.
