Geniuses,
SubGeniuses and Kooks:
Strangest people Online or Offline -
Past and
Present
Francis
E. Dec
is
the greatest kook who ever lived, the greatest of the saints
worshiped by the Church of the SubGenius and the rants he typed on
his typewriter are required reading for all SubGenii, the holiest
writings ever written, holier even than the writings of "Bob"
or even the sacred PreScriptures. All other kooks and conspiracy
theorists are pale imitations of Francis E. Dec, the greatest kook of
all time. To find out more about Francis E. Dec, you can look at
francisedec.com or his Wikipedia page. While his rants contain
bigoted language as well insane ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic
mind, what this ACTUALLY shows is how INSANELY STUPID such bigotry
is, and he is really a self-parody whose rants are the funniest works
of humor ever written by someone who was not intending to be
humorous. Here is a video of his most epic rant, Gangster Computer
God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy :
Gangster
Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy
Gangster
Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy, the most epic
Francis E. Dec rant, in its original typewritten form
Francis E. Dec Rant:
THE
COLLECTED RANTS OF FRANCIS E. DEC:
L.
Ron Hubbard
A newspaper article about L. Ron Hubbard being a law-abiding citizen
L. Ron Hubbard is the founder of the Church of Scientology, who was MURDERED in 1986 by David Miscavige in a hostile takeover of the Church of Scientology. Nowadays Scientologists revere David Miscavige as their leader, even though he killed their original leader. L. Ron Hubbard was best friends with J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, and the 2 of them had a friendly rivalry over which of them could get their cult to grow faster. It was in 1953 when "Bob" gave L. Ron Hubbard the idea to start his own cult, and "Bob" started the Church of the SubGenius that same year. Since this time, the Church of the SubGenius had friendly relations with our sister religion of Scientology, until 1986, when L. Ron Hubbard, a beloved figure in both of our religions, was cruelly murdered by his trusted lieutenant David Miscavige. David Miscavige silenced any dissent about what had happened within the Church of Scientology, but meanwhile, SubGenii were outraged at the murder of L. Ron Hubbard, who is considered a holy prophet in the Church of the SubGenius as well. This led to a complete schism between the 2 churches, with the Church of the SubGenius remaining true to the legacy of L. Ron Hubbard and never giving up on the fight for justice for L. Ron, while the Scientologists have been cruelly misled by the psychopath David Miscavige, who has absolutely NO respect for L. Ron Hubbard or for ANY of the sacred teachings of Dianetics. The Anonymous movement, allied with the Church of the SubGenius, likewise respects and honors the brave legacy of L. Ron Hubbard and his wise teachings, while educating the public about the evils of the modern-day Church of Scientology ever since David Miscavige took over and turned a once-harmless UFO cult into an evil organization dedicated to covering up the cold-blooded killing of ITS OWN FOUNDER. Rest in peace, L. Ron Hubbard. Hopefully someday, justice will be served on David Miscavige and his misguided followers who stayed in the Church of Scientology after L. Ron Hubbard's original message was perverted by David Miscavige.
Bob
Dobbs
Bob Dean
J.
R. "Bob" Dobbs is the figurehead of the Church of the
SubGenius
Not to be mistaken for Robert Dean or J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
Not to be mistaken for Robert Dean or J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
Bob
Dobbs aka Bob Dean claims to be the inspiration for J.R. "Bob"
Dobbs and the Church of the SubGenius. This claim is generally not
supported in SubGenius circles, and is disputed by Church
founders.
Bob Dean is "a guy born in 1922 who has personally met Adolf Hitler, assisted in launching the career of Lyndon LaRouche, had inside knowledge of JFK's assassination, and introduced Prince Charles to Lady Diana.". "The world that the Church of the SubGenius is actually based upon him – himself, personally."
Bob Dean is "a guy born in 1922 who has personally met Adolf Hitler, assisted in launching the career of Lyndon LaRouche, had inside knowledge of JFK's assassination, and introduced Prince Charles to Lady Diana.". "The world that the Church of the SubGenius is actually based upon him – himself, personally."
He [Stang] and Philo met me in 1978, in Dallas; when I was stationed there for the Secret Council of Ten. And, as young kids, they met me in a club. We had a couple of accidental (from their uninitiated view) meetings. But, in retrospect, they were preordained meetings, where I gave ‘em some info. As young, imprintable minds, they lapsed into this whole baroque spiral and creatively evolved Bob into this joke church, and joke religion and joke business; their psycho circus for the endtimes!
I've known Bob Dean for years. He's not "Bob", but he does make me laugh.
Connie Marsh Dobbs
Bob Dean is no more "Bob" Dobbs than I'm a time traveling robot from post World War III 2041.
JoX the Bobtist
I wish Bob Dean was me. Then in 1984 it would have been him instead of me who got assassinated. It's hot as Hell here.
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs (communication made through a medium)
Card-carrying members of the New (1979+)
If you're researching the ancient history of the Church of the SubGenius...you might stumble across a curiosity: Bob Dean, the so-called "Canadian Bob Dobbs"....all Dean has ever done is try to get attention for himself.
E.W. Modemac
I did not want Bob Dean "playing" Bob Dobbs, because the worst-case scenario was that Dean would show up on David Letterman or someplace spouting crappy imitation SubGenius stuff and... what next? The Bob Dobbs Comedy Hour on Fox Network starring Bob Dean?
Rev.
Ivan Stang
Rant against Bob
"Bob" must always have quotation marks around his name, heretic! Anyone who leaves out the quotation marks isn't a real SubGenius. There is only one true "Bob" Dobbs and his full name is J. R. "Bob" Dobbs. All others are frauds, impersonators, kooks, and sinister agents of The Conspiracy.
There is some pink kook on alt.slack named Bob Dean who doesn't follow this rule, and he claims to be Bob Dobbs, without any quotation marks. Dean spouts rehashed McLuhan memes ("phatic communication", et al) and claimed he is so rich that soon he will "buy alt.scrubgenius." He also claims to be the person "Bob" is based on. As Rev Stang put it, "most people who say things like that live in dumpsters".
For
more:
H. P. Lovecraft
H.
P. Lovecraft (with Cthulhu attacking a ship in the background)
H.
P. Lovecraft
is
the author of the works that comprise the Cthulhu Mythos,
reintroducing the world to Cthulhu. His works are all based on the
prior work of Abdul Alhazred many centuries earlier, in writing the
Necronomicon. While many people think H. P. Lovecraft was an author
of fiction, he was actually a great prophet whose works are the
gospel of the Cult of Cthulhu.
Free
Complete Works of H.P. Lovecraft for Nook and Kindle:
Stanisław
Szukalski
(1893--1987)
was a Polish-born painter and sculptor. He also developed the
pseudoscientific-historical theory of Zermatism, positing that all
human culture was derived from post-deluge Easter Island and that
mankind was locked in an eternal struggle with the Sons of Yeti
("Yetinsyny"), the offspring of Yeti and humans. He
illustrated this theory in his works.
Szukalski
immigrated to the United States in his teens, where he joined the
arts scene in Chicago. Ben Hecht, who knew Szukalski in the 1920s,
described him in his 1954 autobiography A
Child of the Century
as
starving, muscular, aristocratic and disdainful of lesser beings than
himself—traits Szukalski retained for the rest of his life. In 1929
was a founder of an artistic movement called Tribe of the Horned
Heart (Szczep
Rogate Serce)
- centered on Polish artists who sought inspiration in the pagan or
pre-Christian history of Poland. Szukalski returned to Poland in
1934, when the government proclaimed him their "Greatest Living
Artist" and built the Szukalski National Museum to house his
works. In 1939, the Nazi Siege of Warsaw resulted in the destruction
of the museum and his life's work. Szukalski moved to Southern
California, where he languished in obscurity, supporting himself by
drawing maps for an aerospace company.
In
1971, Glenn Bray, a publisher who had previously specialized in the
work of Mad
Magazine
artist
Basil Wolverton, befriended him and later published one book of
Szukalski's art, Inner
Portraits
(1980),
and another of his art and philosophy, A
Trough Full of Pearls / Behold! The Protong
(1982).
Bray and his wife Lena Zwalve maintain Szukalski's estate and the
great bulk of his existing art under the name "Archives
Szukalski."
Zermatism,
Szukalski's concept of world history, postulated that all human
culture derived from post-deluge Easter Island and that in all human
languages one can find traces of the original, ancient mother-tongue
of mankind. In his view, humanity was locked in an eternal struggle
with the Sons of Yeti ("Yetinsyny"), the offspring of Yeti
and humans, who had enslaved humanity from time immemorial. Szukalski
used his considerable artistic talents to illustrate his theories,
which, despite their lack of scientific merit, have gained a cult
following largely on their aesthetic value. The irony of this would
have likely infuriated the hyper-curmudgeonly Szukalski. Among
Szukalski's admirers are Leonardo DiCaprio, who sponsored a
retrospective exhibition entitled "Struggle" at the Laguna
Art Museum in 2000, the Church of the SubGenius, which incorporates
the Yetinsyny elements of Zermatism, and the band Tool, who
recommended "any collection of works you can find by this man is
well worth the effort".
Szukalski's
works are on permanent display at the Polish Museum of America in
Chicago, as well as at the Polish National Museum in Warsaw. In
addition to the Laguna retrospective, notable exhibitions of his work
include "The Self-Born" at Varnish Fine Art, San Francisco,
in 2005 and "Mantong and Protong," where Szukalski is
paired with another unorthodox theorist of earth history, Richard
Sharpe Shaver, at Pasadena City College in 2009.
Following
Szukalski's death in 1987, a group of his admirers spread his ashes
on Easter Island, in the rock quarry of Rano Raraku.
JoX the Bobtist
Not
to be confused with Dr. X., Mandrake the Magician, Mao Zedong, The
Loveshade Family, or Professor Charles Francis Xavier
JoX
the Bobtist in typical garb.
JoX
the Bobtist,
aka
Mandrake
Southcott XL,
Little
Love Apple,
X.
Mandrake Loveshade,
Doctor
X,
Professor
X,
Madrake
the Mathemagician,
Mrs.
X.L. Ovid,
Freak
NG,
Chao
Zedong,
Loveshade
X,
and several other names including "The
Robert Dean (not Bob Dean) of the SubGenius",
is the 10th PreChurch Prophet of "Bob", a charter member of
the Church of the SubGenius, and a fighter in the shadows against the
X-ists. He/She/It (modern sources render this as "E") is a
hermaphromorphic being who may be a disguised renegade X-ist, a Yeti
(although this is disputed by Church authorities), a X-ist altered
Homo
subgenius,
a Homo
floresiensis
with
giganticism and two brains, or a human shoe salesman from Chicago.
Personal life
Few
facts are known, and even those are disputed. However, as the only
one of the PreChurch Prophets of "Bob" living at the time
of the birth of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, the Tenth Prophet JoX
the Bobtist is the most documented. The 64-year-old alleged virgin
Joanna Southcott, who was the woman prophesized in the Bible's
Revelation 12:1–6, gave birth to Mandrake Southcott XL on 19
October 1814 CE in London, England. The father is unknown. As several
of her followers thought the infant was the second coming of Christ,
Mandrake's birth was kept hidden, especially because Mandrake was
apparently born female (but with a very large clitoris). As
Mandrake's mother died on Christmas Day (although burial was not
until Dec. 27) and many sought the child's death, Mandrake was taken
away and raised in America by the Fugawi Indian tribe as a two-spirit
female named Little Love Apple in an area that translates as
"Springfield." For reasons unknown, e later became known as
the male Mandragoro Loveshade.
At
some point, the being went into a "deep sleep", likely
either cryogenic suspension or suspended animation. Many times JoX
the Bobtist has gone into this sleep, only to be later reawakened.
Prophet of "Bob"
JoX
the Bobtist is number 10 in a series of probably Ten Prophets of
"Bob" (now sometimes called "The Ten Profits of
Dobbs") who pointed to the coming of J. R. "Bob"
Dobbs. However, some suspect there were actually 13 Prophets of
"Bob", but that JoX killed numbers 11, 12, and 13 with the
vorpal sword that slew the Jabberwocky, thus gaining all their Slack
and extending es lifespan. In addition, an underground SubGenius
pamplet claims "JoX the Bobtist (Julian for short) is an
eternally prepubescent neck beard basement dwelling dipshit."
As
the last major prophet before the birth of "Bob", during
waking periods through over 100 years X insured that references to
the Coming of the "Bob" were included in several prophetic
collections. These include several poems and stories by Edgar Allen
Poe, particularly "The Literary Life of Thingum Bob, Esq."
to which X contributed. Also important are Dr. Sinister Craven and
Toyalla's Esperanto translation, but not the original, of Der
Librum de Vampyric Histroika
(in
Esperanto, La
libro de la historio de la vampiro).
But perhaps the clearest reference to "Bob" is in the
original
1609
CE edition of the Authorized Version of the Bible in Psalm 130:13
which reads, "And the one nammed the robber shall redeeme the
chosene peopels, from all theire slacklessnesse."
JoX
also compiled the prophecies of the other prophets and emself into a
book which was completed on October 29, 1929. The book was called The
Holy Boble.
Church of the SubGenius: Meeting the "Bob"
After
waiting for over 100 years, in July 1941, JoX the Bobtist finally got
to meet J. R. "Bob" Dobbs. But JoX wasn't sure who "Bob"
was. E had already heard reports of Slackful Deeds and talk of UFOs,
but didn't know if this was truly the "Bob" or some random
kook rocket scientist wanna-be. JoX had already approached Bob
Clampett (Porky Pig, Beanie
and Cecil),
Bob Bell (then future Bozo the Clown), Bob Hope (comedian), Bob
Cummings (actor), Robert Blake (Our
Gang,
later Baretta),
Robert Dean (ufologist; not to be mistaken for Bob Dean) and several
other Bobs, Bobbys, Roberts, Robertos, Robs, and Robbies including
Robert "Bobbie" Kennedy (then future politician). JoX was
getting a reputation for being a kook emself for had said, "He
it is, who coming after me is preferred before me, whose shoes I am
not worthy to lick." This was especially troublesome after e
asked if e could lick the booties of the then baby girl, future
singer Roberta Flack.
So
instead of going emself, on Tuesday, July 22, 1941, e sent
assistant/disciple Susanna of Antioch to meet "Bob" Dobbs
who was on a business trip in Houston, Texas. The assistant proposed
ideas for replacing the National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics
(NACA) with a civilian agency focused on both air and space travel
that would "explore strange new worlds and new civilizations"
(this later became NASA). The assistant had apparently mistaken
"Robert Dobbs" for Robert Goddard who had created the first
liquid-fueled rocket and who was, at the time, dead.
"Bob",
who had already had contact with space aliens and who was then
working on ideas for the Church, declined to participate. He told the
assistant, "I'd like to start a religion. That's where the money
is!" The quote was later attributed to "Bob"'s friend
L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology.
The
disciple reported to JoX, who felt e had finally found the right man.
E spent the rest of the day and night and into the next morning
furiously studying prophecies including those of the Necronomicon
he
had previously avoided.
To
culminate es prophetic mission of 100+ years, on Wednesday, July 23,
1941, JoX met the SlackMaster on a Houston, Texas, golf course and
offered to Bobtize "Bob" on the spot. This was at a water
hazard on the 13th hole. But the future Church creator was in the
middle of a game with a particularly difficult shot, and declined.
But he did let JoX lick his golf shoes. But when the shoe licking
distracted "Bob" and his ball shot into the water, the
angry golfer kicked JoX who fell back into the water with two broken
teeth. This was "Bob"'s first performed Bobtism, and JoX
went mad for several years....
"Bob"
and X met again later in 1953, shortly before "Bob" led the
first "Opportunity Meeting" of the Church of the SubGenius
on Thursday, May 7, 1953. (A second meeting was held in June, and a
third on Sunday, July 5, 1953. The church actually formally began
three weeks later during the lunar eclipse of Sunday, July 26, 1953).
Dr. Mandrake X. Loveshade is listed as one of 23 charter members. In
addition to X and "Bob" himself, these include Connie
Marsh, the then future first wife of "Bob"; C. M. Manson,
future commune leader; J. D. "Jed" Clampett, "Bob"'s
Slackful hunting buddy who at the time was dirt poor but would later
become a billionaire; Toyalla, a Homo
floresiensis
woman
with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men; "Kitten"
Anderson, a fellow salesman's preteen tomboy daughter who washed
"Bob"'s car; E.W.C. Haskell Jr., a budding preteen conman
known for his slackfulness and saccharin tongue; and several
prominent politicians and tycoons. According to Dr. Philo Drummond,
the latter included "Howard Hughes, Aristotle Onassis, Bruce
Roberts (author of The
Gemstone Files),
and the young Henry Kissinger." Other sources say members
included the tycoons' then wives such as Hughes' wife actress Terry
Moore.
The
price of charter membership and eternal salvation was determined
largely by the person's wealth. According to Connie, "Bob"
said "Make them pay as much as they think they can afford."
X reportedly paid 5,370 quatloos (in 2015 money, this would be
37,995.73 quatloos, enough to buy eight highly qualified Thrall sex
slaves).
The Man with Two Brains
While
there are several stories of the being's nature, the most likely is
that e is a hermaphromorphic Homo
floresiensis
with
gigantism and two brains. This allows em to pass as a normal human
(provided e doesn't undergo a brain scan).
The
brains apparently have different IQs, with one brain at 100 and the
other at 42, giving a total IQ of 142. JoX the Bobtist originally had
100 in both brains, but believed the resulting 200 genius IQ would
have disqualified em from being a Prophet of Bob. Therefore the being
voluntarily had es other brain injected with venom directly from an
aroused prairie squid. Later, X learned the de-IQing had been
completely unnecessary.
There
is debate among pseudoneuroscientists as to how the two brains
function. Some believe that the brains, which appear to be two
hemispheres of one normal brain, alternately enter an awake or dream
state. Others believe that the brains are simulneurocious, both awake
and asleep at the same time. Still others think one brain is blue and
the other is orange.
X
does have the ability to enter and influence people's dreams,
particularly those of Yetinsyny, Bobbies and Pinks. Yeti brains e
finds more difficult. Most of these dreams are erotic in nature, but
occasionally one is prophetic. Sometimes the process does not work
properly, and either the dreamer has a nightmare or X gets a bad
headache. Anyone who wakens from an erotic prophetic nightmare almost
certainly had their dreamworld infiltrated by JoX the Bobtist.
Especially if it gave X a headache.
It
is estimated by somatierotic SubGenius scientists that 29% of the
first wet dream of either a male or female Yetinsyny involves somatic
invasion by JoX the Bobtist. Especially if it features an aroused
prairie squid.
Hunter
JoX
the Bobtist went on many hunting trips, including some with fellow
Church founding members "Bob" and Jed. E rarely killed a
hunted creature, instead recording their image, sounds, smells, and
"genome". However, the "hunting trips" were
largely a cover for hunting X-ists and other aliens from outer space
who threatened Earth. (This was before "Bob" made his
famous deal with the X-ists).
When
e did capture a creature, it was generally to either protect its
existence or to protect other beings from its existence. E kept a
tentacled creature in the Miskatonic University biology lab while a
professor there. The being was named Shokushufakkā but known to
university students, including "Bob", Connie and Philo, as
Bosno. According to conflicting reports, Bosno may have been an
inspiration to H. P. Lovecraft for the creation of the fictional
Elder God Cthulu; the offspring of the real Elder God and a mermaid;
some form of an octopus or prairie squid; or an other-dimensional
creature planted by the X-ists as part of an information-gathering
plot in their plan to destroy Earth. Or it may have been a
multi-armed rubber garden gnome. In any case, according to Connie the
tentacled Bosno had a habit of grabbing girls' chests and lifting
their skirts, especially girls new to the school.
The
Apocryphal Book of the Invisible Pink Unicorn: Version 2,
says that JoX the Bobtist captured the invisible pink creature in the
1950s but, when learning it could not handle captivity, quickly let
it go. It briefly lived on the property of "Bob" and Connie
Dobbs, and was a favorite of their virginity-regenerating daughter
Barbara "Garbs" Dobbs.
JoX
the Bobtist may have triggered one of the most significant children's
books of all history during an 1860s Dodo bird hunt. Alice Liddell,
who was lying down for a nap, told em "You're going to catch a
Dodo bird? (Laughs) In you dreams!" Angered, X then allegedly
threw the sleepy Alice down a large rabbit hole. The near death of
the girl led to the invention of the safety passenger elevator (lift)
first used publicly in 1870. As the elevators were very slow and thus
often used for sexual activity, bashful riders were supplied with
reading material which included the sex education manual Alice's
Adventures in Wonderland.
(The graphic sexual descriptions were masked to avoid offending
delicate Victorian sensibilities)
X's
hunting and sexual adventures were likely an inspiration for the
character of Geralt of Rivia in The
Witcher
story
series and video games.
Physical characteristics
In
addition to debate over es species, there is great debate over es
form and appearance. Apparently JoX the Bobtist is humanoid but
capable not only of changing gender but of changing size and weight.
While seemingly in violation of Conservation of Mass, this is
actually a natural ability. The being can very quickly and
tremendously change es metabolism. Thus gaining and losing weight can
be done extremely quickly and efficiently, and can even be
accomplished by tremendous inhalation or exhalation. E is an
accomplished Breatharian and, when aroused, often a heavy breather.
The Loveshade Family lawsuit
While
X Mandrake Loveshade had used the Loveshade name for almost 200 years
before The Loveshade FamilyTM
began,
trademark registration for names did not exist at the time. As The
Loveshade FamilyTM
trademarked
the Loveshade name for writing and visual images (including art work
and photography), in 2014 they filed a suit against JoX the Bobtist.
Details of the settlement are private as it was settled out of court
in 2015, but estimates put the settlement amount at 1,000 pounds of
Yeti dung. This gave em the right to use the name JoX the Bobtist
provided e did not claim to be a member of the family, and did not
attend family reunions without wearing a sign proclaiming
"Unregistered Sex Offender" in at least one human language.
Sexuality
Many
sources speak of JoX the Bobtist's extreme sexual proficiency, broad
sexual proclivities, and boldness in "trying anything and
anybody at least once". This includes sexual activity performed
by entering sleepers' dreams. These activities allegedly inspired a
phrase in H. P. Lovecraft's 1927 novella "The Dream-Quest of
Unknown Kadath": "to go with bold entreaty whither no man
had gone before".
X
Mandragora Amore-Umbra
states,
in translation, that JoX the Bobtist "has performed every sexual
activity known to humanity and more." X reportedly denied this,
saying, "That is categorically not true. I have never initiated
a combination of simultaneous oral and anal sex on Mr. and Mrs. (name
withheld by request), their two daughters and son, of Springfield
during a thunderstorm on a Thursday afternoon on a slate blue boat. A
red one, a canary yellow one, and a aquamarine one, sure, but not a
slate blue one. Not on a Thursday. Not yet."
Many
sexologists, however, interpret "every sexual activity known to
humanity" in less specific terms. "The day of the week, or
color and location of the boat, doesn't affect the act's
classification," said Professor of Sexology Britney Cyrus.
Simultaneous oral and anal sex on a father, mother their daughter(s)
and son(s) is listed as number 3857 in Every
Sexual Activity Known to Humanity,
with "on a boat" listed as 3857 B. Interestingly, sex with
"Bob" is listed as both numbers 808 and 13013.
JoX
the Bobtist (under the name of "Philo X. Stang") claims to
be listed as number three on Connie Dobbs' list of "Top 100
Lovers". However, other authorities think this name represents
Connie simultaneously with Dr. Philo Drummond, Dr. X, and Rev. Ivan
Stang. These authorities say that JoX the Bobtist may be listed more
than once, but lower than number three.
Devivals and X-Day Drills
JoX
the Bobtist frequently appears in various forms at Devivals and X-Day
in December Drills, especially those held in Springfield and in
Austin, Texas. After being hassled by the police during a small drill
in Janus County, Texas, X now rarely speaks at SubGenius events
except when wearing a black or very dark grey ski mask with one or
more pink smiley faces.
Robert Dean
ROBERT
DEAN on NEW LEAKED RUSSIAN UFO FOOTAGE! ~ RELEASED 2015.
Robert
Dean in the present and the past.
Not
to be mistaken for Bob Dean.
Robert
Dean
is
an American UFOlogist who accessed "The Assessment," a top
secret government document that documents the existence of the
X-ists.
Career
Dean
had a 28-year career with the U.S. Army, retiring with the rank of
Command Sergeant Major. He was given "cosmic top secret"
access to government documents relating to alien visitations to
Earth. He likely read about suspected connections between the X-ists
and Yeti.
Because
of his cosmic connections, he was suspected by a PreChurch Prophet of
"Bob" of being The "Bob." He has shown himself to
be "Bob"-like in his X-ist knowledge, his challenges of The
Conspiracy, and for successfully suing his employee for
discrimination based on his UFO beliefs and age, making himself
$100,000. Robert said that, like Dobbs, "I had a personal,
intimate relationship with non-human intelligence since I was three
years old."
About
the X-ists, Dean said:
They're
all over the damn place, they're in our midst and they are...family.
We're related to them because they were the ones that had a hand in
establishing us as a hybrid race 100,000 years ago.
Following
his military retirement, he had worked as emergency services
coordinator for Pima County, Arizona, preparing that county for the
coming of the X-ists.
He
is a prominent member of Mutual UFO Network (MUFON), one of the
oldest and largest civilian UFO-investigative organizations in the
United States.
Bibliography
- Greatest Story Never Told (video), Margana Anagram Production, 1997 (author/host)
- UFO - Cosmic Top Secret (video), Visual Corporation Ltd, 1996, ASIN: B000057YNB (presenter)
- The UFO Anthology CD-ROM, Dreamland Interactive, 1998, ISBN 978-0-9669651-0-0 (host)
- Secrets from the Underground - Hybrid 101 Vol 6: Military Coverup & Hybrids, Alien Secrets, 2007, ASIN: B000TRILM8 (DVD interview with Robert O. Dean)
Anna
Matskevich
a
47-year-old schizophrenic Russian woman and former dancer and she may
hold the record for most videos uploaded to YouTube for a single,
personal account. She has put over 1,100 videos online since March
21, 2012, for an average of 38 videos per day or over 1.5 every hour.
And that’s just her most recent account, under the name
“refbatchrefbatch.” Anna has another one, too, “refbatch,”
with 28,962 uploaded videos since 2008. Even with her illness she
found something productive.
- She has uploaded 24101 videos since 20 Apr 2008, that is like ~17 videos per day, ~6000 per year.
- Her recent favourites contain a lot of UFO videos
- She doesn't seem to sleep
- She speaks some weird language, or a mix of languages - sometimes it sounds like tongues. Sometimes you can understand some english
- She has another YouTube account named Refbatch1 vid 3000 additional videos
- Her real name seem to be Anna Matskevich, and she seem to have been a professional dancer
- She seem to be from Russia, 46 years old according to her YouTube profile
- She sometimes have someone else filming her - her husband?
- She mentions being followed, poisoned, suppressed
- Maxim Belov = husbands name?
Here
is an interesting article of someone who looking into Refbatch:
the
future is absent. the present is also. the past is disputing every
second. that woman female object stopped to exist in 1999, you can
see shadow only. the fighter of removed is representing to you its
fight. which soon will not be needed as we all will burn. i said i
drown in information, like a swimmer, who is exhausting to fight with
waves in the lake or ocean-at time when a man drowned on telaviv
beach-soon I will not have any dress and any tooth, and you will have
to take my talk as it is-without any attributes
EVEN
NOW,THROUGH SLEEPING I SHPOULD TYPE THIS- UNDERTSANDING THAT OUR
POIOSNS WE WILL NOT AWAKE TOMORROW IF I WILL NTO SHOUT THAT I NOTIVED
THE ARTICLE -OPENED BY chance,
-and
undertsand its sence.
life
become too hard bec of their this hunt.
you
did thsi?
you
dance bear foot?
ypou
did nto sleep and di not eat-
you
tookj absue poisones scandla pof hsuabnd befor ework and insteda of
sprot triasngina?
you
posses vision/
you
can move non stop- a out rest poiisitive smotion and money payed.
you/
or
me/
iof
not then taker your long # to your pocketand hold it ther until you
will not posses such features as me-
… Anna
Matskevich was detained and sent to 13-th psychiatrical clinik of
Moscow for political expression against totalitarism in Russia…. I
called at 9.00 a.m. to the receiption of the clinik.… She said that
today Anna Matskevich will be psychiatrically checked and tommorow
only I will get result about her future. When I said I want to take
her home soon as it is possible - she refused,refering to their
timetable. When I asked if any medicins were used against my wife -
Mrs.L.V.Mischenko insistably suggested that I should call
tommorow….By the way, there is some information that staff of this
clinik sadistically jeer at people like fascist butchers in Hitler
time.
…By
low if a person has somebody of his relatives, who are against the
psychiatrical test of him - the test can't be done. I am against from
the test of my wife.…If Russian Federation just announce open
repression against her by such messuares - I apply for political
refuge from her name and myself. Rights and freedoms,incl.expressions
are persecuted in the country.…It is clear : that when state wants
to remove a dissident - there are'nt obstacles for this.
A
journalist by the name of Larisa fights with her editor over his
unwillingness to allow her to work on a story about corruption in the
military. The editor points to photographs on the wall of previous
editors who published controversial stories and died because of it.
Larisa doesn’t relent, insisting on writing the story and having it
published and the editor gives in…. [At] the apartment of Larisa
Mishchenko, Larisa looks out the window to see a FSB agent standing
watch over her residence….
Read
her YouTube profile description:
[...]becides,it
also can consider tjhis action as the first of all krmelin fight for
anomal technologies and direct accusation of me in connection with
UFO what oI never
GIRL
WITH ANOMAL PSYCHIATRY CAPABILTIEIS IN VISION
Just
wanted to put this out here for users to look into it. Perhaps it
something more than Schizophrenia. It feels like she is trying to
send out some type of message. You be the judge.
If
anything, it looks like she needs some type of help.
Alex Jones
Jones
has not really lost weight and grown fit as of late; rather, this
picture was taken by a corporate eugenics media photographer using a
fitness
lens.
~
Alex Jones on explaining the conspiracy behind his weight
Alexander
Emerick "Alex" Jones
(born
February 11, 1974) is best known for bringing you key
info
on
the Corporate Globalist Eugenics takeover of the world by a
Scientific Dictatorship and shattering the false left/right paradigm.
Everything he says is backed up directly by the globalists' own
documents, plus stuff he found on Google (itself an admitted CIA
front).
Jones's
radio show consists of him making fun of the peon masses, predicting
catastrophes, spending 25% of the show's time saying he's going to
take calls but ranting instead, actually taking his shirt off from
time to time, and yelling at Piers Morgan. Between these diatribes,
he hawks survival goods to listeners in exchange for blood pressure
medication and does the worst "British" accent since Dick
Van Dyke.
What? Who the hell is Alex Jones?
Jones's
Command Center after the globalist-manufactured flood of 2012.
Alex
Jones was born on the
eleventh day of February, nineteen-seventy-four,
the son of Jim Jones, and the only baby to survive Jonestown. As a
child, he was pushed into a vat of Jesus Juice, which permanently
welded a bull horn onto the front of his face (This is admitted fact,
it's all admitted!). All pictures of Alex Jones which do not contain
bull horns dated after this event can be assumed to be fakes.
Jones
lives deep behind enemy lines in his Central Texas Command Center
from where he broadcasts his daily Radio-Internet-TV-MulticastTM
Infowars.
The Center is notable for its massive stores of pork produce, non-GM
seeds, and thousands of unsold copies of The
Obama Deception,
fashioned into a makeshift throne.
In
addition to the above and his noted cooking/pornographic career,
Jones is also:
- An Illuminati shill working on the minds of the masses using careful gatekeeping of his broadcasts whilst generating lists of suspicious Americans for the use of the Homeland Security Department.
- One of the greatest men ever to set foot on the planet, on a par with Buddha or Jesus or Shaquille O'Neal.
- A fat bastard who sells DVDs, gold coins, expensive Pot Noodles, and water purification systems that are worthless in order to pad his bank account. We've got the documents.
- A humungous-bellied failure at dieting, despite promoting weight-loss products on his show. Documented, 100%!
- A lover of hand-guns and certain other "hand" activities.
Politics
Jones
advocates the creation of a one-world Neo-Paulian
crypto-quasi-pseudo-theocracy in which all far-right, heterosexual
baptists (who can prove that they have killed at least one globalist
deader than a hammer) will be afforded the freedom to agree with
everything that he says, does or thinks. He suggests that the name
"New Global Order of Alexonia" to be used for the name of
the new Thousand-Year Reich, as he lovingly calls it.
Jones's
best friend is President-Elect Donald Trump. Jones has confirmed that
Trump has already asked him to be his press secretary with orders to
close down the Crooked Media, which Jones said would be "the
greatest honor received by any man".
For
the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called
experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Alex
Jones.
In
the very
rare
moments when Jones is not leading Free Humanity in the InfoWar, he
also supplements his income as a male model and professional chef. He
makes regular appearances in publications such as Husky
Hogs
and
Meat
Magazine,
both aimed at the fetish market of readers attracted solely to pork
butchers.
Jones
hosted a planned cooking TV show called Burn,
Baby, Burn,
which
never aired. By episode 5, the producers simply gave up because Alex
wouldn't stop drawing allegory to the World Trade Center — even
with the Chicken Cacciatore and honey-glazed ham.
Superpowers and claims of invincibility
Ecoscience.
WE HAVE THE DOCUMENTS!
It
is said that ideas are bulletproof, and so is Alex Jones. In fact, at
the age of 12, Jones was entirely coated with a dense layer of
nanotech fat, called “Techfat”, created with a synthesis of
colloidal silver and the elusive compound called “marshmallow”,
developed by Illuminati scientists at DARPA in an attempt to create a
"Super globalist shill". A rag-tag team of Christian
libertarians successfully broke into the secret underground labs in
Texas to save and evangelize him, only to get all shot in the
result... but Jones made his way out and went under the radar for
years. Alone, naked with only the Holy Bible in one hand and a rifle
in the other, he set out on his quest to save the world from the
bankers.
The
TechfatTM
grants
him resistance to projectiles from virtually all firearms as well as
explosions up to one megaton. It rendered the multiple attempts by
many CIA snipers and mercenaries — as well as several bombings of
his radio station by NATO drone fighter jets — completely useless,
hence why he still broadcasts after all these years exposing the
Illuminati. This also makes him impervious to Whoopi Goldberg, even
though Barbara Walters once owned him real bad, but she was proper
enough for giving him a bone to chew as a consolation for his
battered ego.
Jones
was additionally implanted with a radio-transmitting device powered
by his overactive brain that allows him to takeover any
FM/AM/Shortwave bands wherever he goes, so that he can jam radio
transmissions to shout his orders to stand up to the global bankers,
to either disgruntled guys caught in hours-long traffic jams or these
lipstick lesbians having wild sex by the pool.
Awards
Jones
was awarded the psychological health award for outstanding sanity in
the face of adversity by the American Association of Mental Health
Professionals Against the New World Order on September 11, 2001. He
subsequently declined to accept the award, citing his belief that the
organization was a front for Satan-worshiping Illuminati working in
close association with the Bilderberg Group, to hypnotize their
patients into believing that their recovered memories of Satanic Cult
abuse are actually an elaborate screen implanted by Grey Aliens to
cover their tracks.
In
2011, Jones was nominated for a Bogdanoff Award for Outstanding
Achievement in the Field of Quick Rundowns on the NWO Takeover Plot.
He would eventually finish second place to Archangels Michael and
Gabriel.
David Icke
As
the leader of those in-the-know, Icke is tireless in advancing the
hidden agenda of the Reptilians. Here Icke as seen when you squint
your eyes and look at him just a little bit sideways.
“"HSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssooofffffffff"”
~
The Queen on hearing David Icke's Name
David
Icke
is
a former English football player, television sports journalist, and
former leader of the Green Party. He is also a philosopher,
model-maker, documentary film maker, Messiah, and
alien-human-hybrid-reptilian shapeshifter.
Hatched
at 6:15 PM on April 29th, 1952, in Leicester Zoo, England David was
born to the only Rockefellian Iguana in the facility, who had become
pregnant without the use of a turkey baster. Considered by some to be
a freak and by others to be a little plump around the mid section,
David Icke remains to be the only real
alien-human-hybrid-reptilian-shapeshifter
known to mankind.
Preferring
the warmth of the sun on his skin, Icke quit school to become a
football goalkeeper, but unfortunately his reptilian knees were
unable to take the punishment of the professional game and he was
forced to become a TV Presenter for the BBC. Shortly afterwards, he
would meet the one person who would become his life long arch enemy
and nemesis: Des Lynam.
Des Lynam / New World Order
Des
Lynam; the man behind the moustache behind the New World Order.
Having
taken control of the Bilderberg group, the CFR, The Trilateral
Commission and the United Nations Des Lynam knew that only David Icke
stood between him and complete control over the entire New World
Order.
When
Icke realised Lynam's evil plans and begin to fight against them, it
was already too late. Using Manchurian candidate brainwashing
techniques, Lynam forced Icke to watch thousands of hours of run-runs
of a 1980s sci-fi mini-series. Applying methods Lynam had developed
at Plum Island, he was able to convince Icke that he was not the only
alien-human-hybrid-reptilian-shapeshifter on the planet, and that
actually the world was controlled by an evil
inter-dimensional-frequency based 1980s sci-fi mini-series.
When
the brainwashing process was complete, Lynam compounded Icke's misery
by forcing him to wear Nick Conway's old tracksuits and appear on
Wogan. Ickes character assignation was complete and he was sent to
the Isle of Wight for 40 episodes to be laughed at.
By
ousting Icke, and taking control of Football programming on BBC1
Lynam was able to control the BBC and therefore the United Kingdom
and with it his Ring of Power over the planet would be complete.
Despite his apparent loss of sanity and being under Lynam's
Manchurian candidate control, Icke still maintained some
understanding of Des Lynam and his evil NWO agenda, and began to
gather a small following amongst those willing to listen to stories
about lizards.
Over
time, Lynam's ability to control Icke began to reduce and Icke's
following began to grow. Especially when he started to talk a bit
less about lizards, and power appeared to be shifting in Icke's
favour. Lynam felt the shift in the balance of power and employed his
new apprentice Gary Lineker to convince Icke that the moon was made
of cheese by forcing him to watch thousands of hours of Wallace and
Grommit videos. This alienated many of Icke's alien followers, but
many cheese experts still insist that perhaps it might be worth going
back to the moon just to check.
Biography
David
Icke arrives at the 2010 Winter Dance at Buckingham Palace. Icke's
friendship with the Queen and Prince Philip is well known "in
some circles".
Davids
Brother - 'Icke Turner' (Nice Tache!)
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“
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David
Icke. What must be said, what can be omitted?
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”
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Torquiose
is Davids Favourite Color
Brother:
Icke Turner; unsuccessful fake moustache salesman & Presenter of
'World of Sport'.
- Mother: Rockefellian Iguana , the only lesbian Rockefellian Iguana in Leicester zoo, who become pregnant in mysterious circumstances.
- Twin brother: Eaten alive by David in utero.
Prophet
Icke channelling a Higher Power.
What
cannot be left unsaid about David Icke?
His
own words: "As
I looked at the mound, a voice in my head began to say: ' If you see
Sid tell him.'"
More
of it: "Only
by breaking free from the shackles [ of sanity ] could I now be going
around the world talking about shape-shifting reptilians occupying
the positions of global power."
Monumentally
abused: "I
have taken 20 years of monumental abuse and misrepresentation on a
scale that few, except Duncan 'Chase Me' Norvelle, have ever
experienced. So what is said about me by harry Secombe and his goons
on websites is like flying on an elephant's back - irrelevant to me.
But if others, who are targets of this vicious 'comedian' want to
take legal action in response, that is entirely up to me, which is
why I am talking about it. Personally, I prefer to let my acolytes
post poorly phrased abuse and ill-advised threats of legal action
while I sit at home wanking into a dish and crying."
For
the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called
experts at Wikipedia have an article about David
Icke.
The Beliefs
David
Icke has proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is a silver
Illuminati pyramid under the water off the coast of Cuba, just above
the Shatner's Bassoon. David Icke believes that Prince Charles is an
iguana, and that he, himself, is the Cosmic Suitcase of Ruth and
Dave. Icke believes in super silver solutions monatomic gold and its
efficacy in treating sanity. David believes in crystal power,
astrology, eating the anal glands of civet cats for good health, and
the fundamental doctrine of luciferianism. He also believes that Mr T
pities the fool and certainly won't be getting on no plane.
Icke
believes that the Illuminati doesn't yet own the entire world, only
the small software company, Opera. He maintains that Opera plans on
terrorising Microsoft with flaming bags of excrement, as well as
Opera singing until it succumbs and gives away the source code to
Windows as well as all rights to the most-crashing OS, so Opera can
take over the IT world and extort all non-Macintosh offices for
billions of dollars. After this, Illuminati intends to reinstall the
Y2K bug for all computers, even the thousand Apple Macs in the world,
and change the bug so it implodes computers on December 21, 2012.
Icke says the machines will actually explode and reduce the worlds
population to 533 million people. The insidious plan then proceeds to
kick off the New World Order where reptilians will be slaves for the
poor, and crocodiles will be hunted again as Steve Irwin is
resurrected and becomes the figurehead of the New World Religion.
David
Icke after moulting.
Icke
claims vindication for his views from a number of indisputable facts:
- That the royal family, George Bush, the Rothschild family and other wealthy people he claims are evil slobbering shapeshifting reptiles have not come forward for blood tests.
- He claims that Prince Charles uses his large ears as a communication device to communicate with his reptilian brethren on Sirius 6 in the Aformsa galaxy.
- That no-one has tried to debunk Icke's well-researched claims except for "obvious purveyors of disinformation.
David
Icke believes that all who do not believe in him and his message of
"Infinite Love" are as follows:
- "I couldn't care less what they say because they are a bunch of irrelevant, self-indulgent navel-contemplators who are doing the Illuminati's job for them by seeking to undermine any researcher who commits the crime of actually getting the information out to the mainstream public."
- "They are just shepherds who hide behind bushes to spew out their hatreds from their gutless anonymity, despite the fact that they have no guts and, therefore, I'm a little unsure where the spew in question would have originated from. They have balls the size of processed peas and the word 'Homebase' does not even begin to suffice."
- "Why should I, or anyone else, care what such people say about me or anyone? Well, obviously I care enough to make this statement, but the irony seems to have escaped me for the moment. They are utterly irrelevant and they have made themselves so by refusing to buy my self-published pamphlets."
Icke,
when provoked enough, also claims to believe that "I
have already done more to inform the public worldwide, and change
lives for the better, than most people will do if they live to be a
thousand."
- Thora Hird, the thousand year old actress and inventor of the stair-lift responded to this comment by pointing out that Icke is "a schizophrenic second-rate goal-keeper who wouldn't know community responsibility if he fell over it on the way to his helicopter pad." She later added, "If he thinks different I'll see the twat outside."
Icke
has yet to respond to these comments, and appears unlikely to want a
confrontation in the near future.
The Reptilian Brain
The
Reptilian Brain (of course!)
David
Icke discovered his the reptilian brain after opening his head to
complain about the noise. The two Lizards called Percy and Flibble
both agreed to keep the noise down, as long as he keeps talking about
truth vibrations, however worrying for Icke fans: Percy and Flibble
haven't made contact with Icke's brain for some time now.
David's
brain Lizards are currently acting as part-time consultants to the UK
labour party leader Ed Miliband
Godzilla
attacking David's Home in Ryde, England
The Libel Action
In
2004, David was taken to the high court in London after Godzilla was
suing him for Liable. The main premise being that 'Godzilla is not
assuming a human identity and is a Lizard by choice and didnt wanted
to be tarred by being Illuminati'. During the hearing, things got
heated and Godzilla even threatened David's home on the Isle of Wight
if he didn't stop accusing him of being related to the Queen. The
case ran for 1 hour and the judge awarded Godzilla undisclosed
damages.
Moon Cheese
Who
stole the Cheese?
Davids
latest theory is covered in his 2010 book the 2010 page Opus Is
the Moon made of cheese?.
His latest theory is that the Extras from V Mind Control Reptiles are
close to exhausting their cheese stock from the moon and now want to
take over the earth's food chain of hard dairy related products.
Sceptics have pointed out the diet requirements of reptiles do not
include cheese and this would probably kill them. However Icke
reassures us that if The Queen can eat dairy products then so can the
Illuminati.
Problem, Reaction, Final Solution?
David
Icke frequently claims to have invented the Hegelian Dialectic, when
asked why it was not then called 'the Ickian Dialectic' he blurted
out a series of important sounding words in no particular order and
made a break for the door.
When
asked if by lizards he really meant Jews Icke replied:
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No
you retard. I am referring to Rothchild Zionism which is an evil
group of ridiculously rich bankers and businessmen who could not
give a fuck about religion or you for that matter. Also, I'm
controlled by Des Lynam using Manchurian candidate brainwashing
techniques. Why don't you bastards believe me?
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So
that's why he pretends to be a lizard…
Karin
Catherine Waldegrave
In
2011 something strange happened on
Facebook.
People were made aware of the hundreds of unnerving messages that
were posted by a Canadian woman named Karin Catherine Waldegrave. Her
messages read like the ramblings of a deranged conspiracy theory
kook, however it wasn’t what she said that unnerved many. It was
the fact that she was having a conversation with her own self. Five
hundred to seven hundred cryptic replies within a twelve hour period.
Soon after the messages stopped and were removed. And with it went
Karin’s Facebook account. Leaving behind questions and the mystery
of what happened to Karin
Catherine Waldegrave.
According
to her Facebook profile, Karin Catherine Waldegrave was born in
London and studied at the University of Toronto, Canada. Earning
herself a Ph.D. during her time there. According to her profile she
is well traveled and speaks several different languages including
French, Estonian, Latvian, English, Russian, Gallic, Latin, and
German. Proof of this was often times seen in her multi language
replies to herself. However most of her posts were in English and
read like chopped sentences from random texts.
This
is an example of one of Karin’s seemingly normal post. Notice the
38 comments on her post.
When
other strange ramblings started to appear, things really started to
get weird.
There
is a clear distinction between the coherent and incoherent posts made
only a day apart by Karin or whoever was responsible for creating the
account. It is because of this “switch” in text that many online
users began to question the woman’s sanity. The word schizophrenic
appeared alongside the link to her Facebook profile in many online
forums. Soon, more posts were uncovered and shared amongst many.
In
her profile, there were only a handful of personal images Karin
uploaded. Strangely enough, they all displayed signs of film damage.
- January 4 at 11:08pm
Karin Catherine Waldegrave Has stalked me with her network of disgusting people for 25 years: Christina Prozes, Director of Operations Ontario Federal Council at Human Resources and Social Development Canada, North York, ON! A Nazi German in my opinion.
Karin
then begins to mention the FBI and CIA on her posts, talking about
being controlled and monitored by them, the men in black. She
mentions the illegal and perverse doings of the “Elite” and how
she knows several international criminal networks. This of
course sparks theories of her possible involvement in the infamous
government project, MKUltra. However the more you read into her
posts, it becomes more and more apparent that none of it makes any
sense.
- February 14 at 11:41am
- Also, the organized criminal pervert network which constructed our upscale condominium building in 1997 is advised to stop peeping tommery in it and activist social programming while harassing homeowners in a variety of ways including maste r key type entry in absentia and aggressive impertinent socialite curiosity. Selling retired entrepreneurial couples, war veterans, and young married couples with toddler age children and without (also considering other residents such as young professionals such as accountants as renters in the building) $2.5 Million worth of real estate (us for example – we are married and have been spouses for 8 years in a long marriage, a second long and faithful marriage for both of us – lifelong home owners in Canada both with the exception of 1947 – 1952), continuing peeping over the years and other home invading behaviour by frequent knocks on the door
At
times there are paragraphs after paragraphs of this nonsensical text,
all posted within a minute of each other. Which then brings up the
question of this being done via some clever programming. A script or
API that connects to Facebook and is testing automated posts. Sounds
possible right? I would subscribe to that theory if it wasn’t for
the fact that throughout the garbage of text, there does appear to be
some form of structure to her messages and conversations. A hidden
message. Which leads me to this:
Could
Karin Catherine Waldegrave’s Facebook account have been a modern
spy communication log? Some sort of social networking Number Station
that can only be deciphered by traveling spies? Or was she an
extremely intelligent person who snapped and began an online diary of
her mental demise?
Whatever
you may think, one thing is for sure; the internet has never heard
from Karin Catherine Waldegrave since.
These
people do not perceive life outside of these systems. I have never
been in them. You are perverts from my perspective. The evil unfree.
I was not raised and educated to be you. I am more today onyl because
you could not ever nab me with my mother or father. Continuing to
stinking obsessively attack me, training wave afte rwave of newborn
bastards to hate me and try to hurt me. Internationally.
Just
plain weird/creepy.
I
am not on the KGB's side. Never have been. On yours? Yes. And not
aganst myself and any normal person in our tradition. I am not Czar's
madwoman or Sad Dame Who is "Hussein." Global circus "101,"
narratives.
Always
on an artistic vacation. Form all brains. CIA French slut. Who is
she? Their agent anywhere in the world. We do not like to be in less
than diplomatic costume to counterpillory of course. "Pilloriin
Pillepopper."
Maybe
she's some kind of government secret black ops agent who just went
insane with all these secrets in her head just randomly bubbling up
via facebook messages. Probably not but sounds cool.
In
the matter of hurting or murdering or debilitating anybosy or not
defending proper matrimonial vows and values? I am supposed to start
respecting "F" mackensen after she ruined my marriage? Hers
ot Saxe-Szonyi?
Tell
Curt Hudson to murder his wife and children. They ar enot relevant in
our upper class tradition.
“I
have been going through her Facebook since last night; it's oddly
fascinating and is very sad. I started from her very first posts
(March 2010) where is nutty but not as crazy as in her most recent
posts.
It
does seem she is mentally ill. She had a husband but they divorced in
the early 2000s. She still seems to be obsessed with his family and
mostly speaks of them and but not as much about her own. They are a
fairly affluent family and her ex-husband seems to be a part of the
Estonian community here in Toronto (he is in his late 40s now - they
have been separated for at least 10 years). I think his family opened
a printing company which he now runs. She speaks often of their
family cottage and how it was destroyed/vandalizes (all of her photos
show signs of what looks like water damage). She lost a child in
1998. She also sometimes rants about professors at the University of
Toronto. Sometimes, she invites people from either her husband's
family or her old friends to comment on her posts, but they are not
friends with her on Facebook. She also believes that people are out
to rob, hurt, kill her and her husband's family.
Some
people think she was a history major, which is quite possible but she
doesn't mention it often but does post a lot of articles related to
politics, war, and secret services. She read the Christopher Andrew's
book In Defense of the Realm (a book about MI5) and a history book
about the MI6 which I think helped to fuel her rantings about secret
service jobs. And whatever downward spiral she was on from March 2010
until May 2011 convinced her she is/was somehow involved with the
CIA, FBI, CSIS and MI6 + 5.
She
is quite obsessed with genealogy and it seems that it only got worse
with time. She convinced herself that she was of German
royalty/nobility. And also related to Sir Vernon Waldegrave Kell.
Which is unfounded according to other people who looked in to her.
Also, neither her married or maiden name is Waldergrave or Kell or
anything related to that family. Even though she now continuously
claims her relations to them (when this delusion begins, around July
26th 2010, she says that she was told for years that she might be his
only surviving great-granddaughter).
I
guess what I'm trying to say is that there's nothing creepy about
her; it's just very, very sad. I also feel like a dick going through
what are personal memories and information that she is posting, but
god damn, I can't help it. It does seems she is quite smart with a
giant wealth of knowledge and spends most of her time on the internet
and Wikipedia and then throws it all out on Facebook. But she is
mentally ill, paranoid and delusional. ”
Christopher Langan
You
gotta believe my incoherent babbling, MAN! I'm just a MISUNDERSTOOD
genius, MAN!
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“”I
am closer to absolute truth than any man has been before me
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Christopher
Langan
(1952–)
is a fellow of the International Society for Complexity, Information,
and Design (ISCID), a professional society which promotes intelligent
design. His IQ has been measured at 195
(although,
at such high levels, IQ tests are highly unreliable) and he also
claims to have scored a perfect SAT score while taking a nap during
the test. He's employed as a bar bouncer.
Langan
styles himself as a misunderstood genius; indeed, Filmmaker Errol
Morris directed a short documentary on Langan titled The
Smartest Man in the World.
However, his pet theory, the "Cognitive-Theoretic Model of the
Universe," appears to the casual observer to be a steaming mound
of incoherent babbling, and Langan has reportedly used ad
hominem
attacks
against those asking him to explain it further, which does not bode
well for his "misunderstood genius" claims.
Beliefs
Langan
accepts the theory of evolution, but believes it could not be
responsible for the specified complexity of the biodiversity that we
see today. He believes on various levels that intelligence is
responsible for the evolution of life, the ultimate level being "GOD"
or the Global Operator Definor (or Designer), which is compatible
with the monotheism found in the God of the Bible. He even believes
there is a logico-mathematical explanation for the phenomenon of a
"messiah", which suggests Jesus wasn't the only one;
however, he describes his personal approach as "logical
theology" in his words,
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“”What
does this say about God? First, if God is real, then God inheres
in the comprehensive reality syntax, and this syntax inheres in
matter. Ergo, God inheres in matter, and indeed in its space-time
substrate as defined on material and supramaterial levels. This
amounts to pantheism, the thesis that God is omnipresent with
respect to the material universe. Now, if the universe were
pluralistic or reducible to its parts, this would make God, who
coincides with the universe itself, a pluralistic entity with no
internal cohesion. But because the mutual syntactic consistency of
parts is enforced by a unitary holistic manifold with logical
ascendancy over the parts themselves — because the universe is a
dual-aspected monic entity consisting of essentially homogeneous,
self-consistent infocognition — God retains monotheistic unity
despite being distributed over reality at large. Thus, we have a
new kind of theology that might be called mono-pantheism, or even
more descriptively, holo-pantheism. Second, God is indeed real,
for a coherent entity identified with a self-perceptual universe
is self-perceptual in nature, and this endows it with various
levels of self-awareness and sentience, or constructive, creative
intelligence. Indeed, without a guiding Entity whose
Self-awareness equates to the coherence of self-perceptual
space-time, a self-perceptual universe could not coherently
self-configure. Holo-pantheism is the logical, meta-theological
umbrella beneath which the great religions of mankind are
unknowingly situated. Why, if there exists a spiritual
metalanguage in which to establish the brotherhood of man through
the unity of sentience, are men perpetually at each others'
throats? Unfortunately, most human brains, which comprise a
particular highly-evolved subset of the set of all
reality-subsystems, do not fire in strict S-isomorphism much above
the object level. Where we define one aspect of "intelligence"
as the amount of global structure functionally represented by a
given sÎS, brains of low intelligence are generally out of accord
with the global syntax D(S). This limits their capacity to form
true representations of S (global reality) by syntactic autology
[d(S) Éd d(S)] and make rational ethical calculations. In this
sense, the vast majority of men are not well-enough equipped,
conceptually speaking, to form perfectly rational worldviews and
societies; they are deficient in education and intellect, albeit
remediably so in most cases. This is why force has ruled in the
world of man…why might has always made right, despite its marked
tendency to violate the optimization of global utility derived by
summing over the sentient agents of S with respect to space and
time."
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Eugenics
In
a video uploaded to YouTube Langan talks about how he wishes he could
implement a benign form of eugenics involving mandatory birth control
and health screenings, and how breeding as much as we like isn't
necessarily a free right, and that people have to be trained to not
abuse their freedoms, especially at the expense of future
generations.
Cognitive-Theoretic Model of the Universe (CTMU)
Langan
describes the CTMU as a metatheory or a theory about how theories are
made in general. The subjects he covers belong to the fields of
epistemology and meta-mathematics. The main concept in the CTMU is
"telic recursion" which differs from standard Markovian
recursion in which the next state is only determined by the current
one, but that the next state is also determined by the path it took
to get to that state as well as the rest of space and time, so the
state-transitional syntax of every part is ultimately determined by
the "syntactic unisect" of the whole, which he identifies
with "teleology", the relationship between the logic of the
parts and the whole with "hology" and the theological or
metaphysical system this implies as "holotheism".
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“”Scientific
theories are mental constructs that have objective reality as
their content. According to the scientific method, science puts
objective content first, letting theories be determined by
observation. But the phrase "a theory of reality"
contains two key nouns, theory and reality, and science is really
about both. Because all theories have certain necessary logical
properties that are abstract and mathematical, and therefore
independent of observation — it is these very properties that
let us recognize and understand our world in conceptual terms —
we could just as well start with these properties and see what
they might tell us about objective reality. Just as scientific
observation makes demands on theories, the logic of theories makes
demands on scientific observation, and these demands tell us in a
general way what we may observe about the universe.
In
other words, a comprehensive theory of reality is not just about
observation, but about theories and their logical requirements.
Since theories are mental constructs, and mental means "of
the mind", this can be rephrased as follows: mind and reality
are linked in mutual dependence at the most basic level of
understanding. This linkage of mind and reality is what a TOE
(Theory of Everything) is really about. The CTMU is such a theory;
instead of being a mathematical description of specific
observations (like all established scientific theories), it is a
"metatheory" about the general relationship between
theories and observations…i.e., about science or knowledge
itself. Thus, it can credibly lay claim to the title of TOE.
Mind
and reality — the abstract and the concrete, the subjective and
the objective, the internal and the external — are linked
together in a certain way, and this linkage is the real substance
of "reality theory". Just as scientific observation
determines theories, the logical requirements of theories to some
extent determine scientific observation. Since reality always has
the ability to surprise us, the task of scientific observation can
never be completed with absolute certainty, and this means that a
comprehensive theory of reality cannot be based on scientific
observation alone. Instead, it must be based on the process of
making scientific observations in general, and this process is
based on the relationship of mind and reality. So the CTMU is
essentially a theory of the relationship between mind and reality.
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Critics
point out this model is kind of a semantic game. In an interview,
Langan was asked if nonconsciousness exists, and if that question is
the same as the nonsensical question: "Does nonexistence exist?"
Chris Langan answered, "Consciousness is a stratified predicate.
Everything partakes of global consciousness, but on the local level,
incoherence results from stratification. So the answer is yes and no.
Regarding existence, it is defined on its complement, namely
"nonexistence". So if one exists, both exist." What is
missing is a distinction between conceptual and material existence.
Just because something exists materially, does not mean it can also
not exist in the material world. An example is the Earth's sun in the
year 2005. We know it materially exists in the year 2005.
Conceptually we can imagine it not existing in that year. But
materially, apparently it does exist in 2005, which means that it's
not the case that it materially doesn't exist in the year 2005.
Another example, "In order for X to have property X, ~X must
also have property X." The former is arguable and perhaps
defendable; the latter is clearly false. But by turning the former
into an examination of existence, he has turned it into the latter.
Langan
also explains that the Expanding Rubber Sheet Universe is the
Universe as a Self-Representational Entity, which is a consequence of
duality in an "infocognitive" lattice. He admits the ideas
in his theory are not new, however they haven't been brought together
before. The shift towards noncommutative geometry found in Shahn
Majid's work is one example.
“”In
fact, the CTMU can be characterized as a THEORY of how the mind
DEFINES and IS DEFINED by the universe.
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“”What
I am going to argue now is that what we know about quantum gravity
— what we have seen in earlier posts — is telling us that the
Scientific Method itself is perhaps the fundamental ‘metaequation’
of physics. To see what I have in mind, consider playing chess but
forgetting or not being aware of the rules of chess (perhaps
because you learned them at a very early age). Then as you play,
you experience the reality of chess, the frustration of being
checkmated and so forth. In this sense the joining of a club, the
acceptance or rules or constraints ‘creates’ a bit of reality,
the reality of chess.
What
if Physical Reality is no different, created by the rules of
looking at the world as a Scientist? In other words, just maybe,
as we search for the ultimate theory of physics we are in fact
rediscovering our own assumptions in being Scientists, the
Scientific Method?
To
explain why I think so, we need to think about the nature of
representation. Imagine a bunch of artists gathered around a scene
X, each drawing their own representation of it from their angle,
style and ethos. Any one bit x of the scene is represented by the
artist f of the collection as maybe a fleck of paint on their
canvas. Now, the amazing thing — and this is possibly the
deepest thing I know in all of physics and mathematics — is that
one could equally well view the above another way in which the
‘real thing’ is not the scene X, which might after all be just
a useless bowl of fruit, but the collection, X* of artists. So it
is not bits x of X being represented but rather it is the artists
f in X*. Each point x of the fruit bowl can be viewed as a
representation of X* in which the artist f is represented by the
same fleck of paint as we had before. By looking at how different
artists treat a single point x of the fruit bowl we can ‘map
out’ the structure of the collection X*.
What
this is is a deep duality between observer and observed which is
built into the nature of representation. Whenever any mathematical
object f represents some structure X we can equally well view an
element x of X as representing f as an element of some other
structure X*. The same numbers f(x) are written now as x(f). In
mathematics we say that X and X* are dually paired. Importantly
one is not more ‘real’ than the other.
So
within mathematics we have this deep observer-observed or
measurer-measured duality symmetry. We can reverse roles. But is
the reversed theory equivalent to the original? In general no; the
bowl of fruit scene is not equivalent to the collection of
artists. But in physics perhaps yes, and perhaps such a
requirement, which I see as coming out of the scientific method,
is a key missing ingredient in our theoretical understanding.
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In
an ID forum Langan and his partner Genie LoSasso threatened critics
and engaged in relentless character assassination. Even non-critics
who innocently say they don't understand his ideas are often accused
by Langan of lying by pretending not to understand. He began his
essay on the explanatory debts of scientific naturalism with the
Hegelian dictum thesis + antithesis = synthesis, in which he attempts
to show how natural selection and teleological selection are
compatible explanations for evolution, not only on the biological but
cosmic scale. However rather than "design" Langan uses
terms like "self-determinacy" and "self-design",
which are closer to the autopoietic nature of his ideas.
Wikipedia Warrior
Under
the handle Asmodeus, Langan and his partner have been caught
repeatedly trying to postively skew the Wikipedia article covering
him and the CTMU. Exhibiting his typical highly aggressive style of
combative dialectic he attempted to brow-beat everyone who edited the
page; this eventually led to him being topic banned.
And
there are many others out there...
